This is important. No really, it is.

mnaz:

TODAY WAS A PIECE OF SHIT

YOU WERE

A BITCH

I USED TO BE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

YOU TAKE ME BY THE HAND

AND I KICK YOU IN THE DICK

TODAY WAS A PIECE OF SHIT

Time slows down whenever you’re around…

*like* the above

HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA trueee!!

Malaysia’s Premier A-Levels College

KYUEM has a new offer for students who looking for a WORLD CLASS college. 

Pay 60K and we provide : 

• tiny bathrooms
• leaking ceilings
• no skin contact
• power cuts 3 times a day
• super strict policy on attending classes. ( even if you are the brightest student here)
• free advice on hairstyle and facial hair
• controlled media viewing
• internet with mood swings every 3 minutes
• a library with books from the 90’s
• ffood ( no thats not a spelling error. it stands for fuckedfood) 
• no-smoking policy 
• water laced with RUST and DIRT. brownwater
• monkey shows ( real apes )
• 3 laptops can go missing in one day
• A basketball court made of tar, yes road tar.
• A field with lots of sand. Some say we’re nearby a lost invisible sea

I may sound negative or whatever bullcrap you wanna cal it but this place isnt really living up to its name!!

oh yeah F1 starts today =) BIG SMILES

andddddd I AM GOING HOME!!!!! =D BIGGER SMILES

Chuck Norris jokes can never get old.

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

wrappedcherry:

THIS IS FUNNY!

hope should be spelled HO. cause shes a bitch. i swear.